Thursday, April 12, 2007

FAQ

Q: Why do you blog?

It started out as a joke. A few of my friends had blogs and I thought it was incredibly pretentious and self absorbed. So as a goof, I created one on Friendster, hence my first post was called "I'm such a cliche." I continued to blog because it was the perfect opportunity to start conversations I wouldn't have otherwise. It is almost like being a celebrity on a microscopic scale when a friend or acquaintance walks up to me at a party and says "Oh I loved your blog on radio" or "I really relate to your dynamic with your father."

Q: Are you affiliated with Debonair, the Indian porn/gossip site?

No I was blissfully unaware of this site until a friend mentioned it to me. Once I registered with GoStats.com, I realized how much traffic I was getting from India and the Middle East using Google keywords "Debonair blog." While I welcome the traffic, I'm afraid the content here must be quite a disappointment. And why on earth anyone would google "sexy Gujarati stories" is beyond me.

Q: What does Debonair Debacles means?

Honestly, nothing. I would have just as soon called the blog "the musings of..." but half a dozen thousand bloggers already thought of that. Debacle just happens to be one of my favorite words so I added Debonair for its alliterative quality.

Q: How do you find the time to write all of this?

My nearly hour long bus ride home from work used to stop on every block so composing little stories to amuse myself on the laptop was a perfect diversion. Now that I work from home, it makes the time go by faster on the conference calls I find myself on all day.

Q: Aren't you afraid of putting yourself out there like that?

No. When I was on Friendster, I did feel slightly more exposed because it was tied back to me, an actual person and all my friends as well whereas Zen is my alter ego. Also, it is hard enough to get some of my actual friends to read the blog and comment so why would I expect random strangers to read or remember anything I say in detail?

Q: Why do you call yourself Zen Denizen?

Again, the alter ego was just a reaction to my lack of anonymity on Friendster. Zen Denizen was one of my handles on IndianDating.com as well and I just happen to like all things Asian so it seemed appropriate.

Q: If I say something to you, will you blog about it?

I might, if I deem it interesting enough. Rest assured, I don't name names though.

Q: Whatever happened to that boss who discovered your blog?

I do not speak of this any longer. And no, I won't pretend I didn't blatantly rip that off from SepiaMutiny's uber cool FAQ.

Q: What's with the mask?

When I read other blogs, I always find them more appealing if I can see what the writer looks like. At the same time, I really liked the imaginary universe I created for myself here so the masked photo was a compromise. Plus, I think masks are sexy. Need proof? Check out Eyes Wide Shut, Don Juan De Marco, American Psycho, etc.

Q: Why aren't there more photos of you on your blog?

I am not averse to adding the occasional photo of myself but I prefer this blog to be a vehicle for my thoughts and not a repository for random photos. If it's photos you seek, apparently my namesake blog might be what you're looking for...

11 denizen(s) ranted & raved, what's your take?:

SBT said...

Nice. Now I feel I know you ;)

AKA said...

Agree with SBT. It's nice to get a little more background from bloggers you read about all the time. I was wondering about your name too and this clears it up! I agree with the Friendster bit too. My own blog started out on blogger but I used to put the site as a part of my MSN messenger screen name and so had a lot of friends read it. But then I chaged the title/URL and just didn't want it up anymore. Gives you a little more anonymity that way and room to be more honest (at least for me - I'm not worried if this or that friend get to know details I wouldn't normally want them too). Though some close friends still visit, I don't "advertise" my blog anymore. I'm glad I found yours though!

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tamasha said...

I get people searching for "desi auntie stories." Niiiice.

Bengali Chick said...

i wish i felt comfortable posting pics on my blog. I just feel like there are way to may psycho trolls. i wouldn't want them finding me in real life.

ZenDenizen said...

Yes, it could have been worse, I could've called the site "Feng Shui F*ck ups."

One of the FAQs that I missed was "why don't you answer comments?" I guess I always felt awkward about talking back but here I am, thanks for all the comments everyone!

Anonymous said...

"Need proof? Check out Eyes Wide Shut, Don Juan De Marco, American Psycho, etc."

...Friday the 13th

WW said...

Okay since yoru talking about masks or lack of...

My favorite masked people, etc…

Zorro – Yes I wish I was him
Underdog – Yeah like everyone could not recognize him anyway, haha
Phantom of the Opera – He had that chemistry with the girl, and he could really sing…
Green Lantern – Just because of the name, the costume was cool too
Net Denizen (the Debonair)– No this is not just to check if you are reading. I really like how the mask looks on you and it makes me curious. hmmm?
The Elephant Man – Well maybe it was not really a mask. As I recall he wore a paper bag with a hole in it. However his British accent was very Sauvé “I am not an animal!”
Your local Executioner – not sure who this really is, but you see this character in 50% of medieval movies and they never talk. How about one time they say “psyche” and then draw back the axe. And where they heck did they find a gym in those days to get so bulked up!
Kim Possible - Yeah again she was no fooling anyone, but the name and her pal Ron Stoppable works.
V – For me he was so politically correct. Penny for the Guy!

People that should wear masks or have alter egos include:
Tammy – Do we need to look at her?
Joan Rivers – Enough face jobs already, your face has seen more knives then an Benny Hanna’s as the ad says. Save yourself some money
George W. - How about a Nixon mask?
Tom Cruise – Aren’t we all just sick of him?
Me – I have tried…..

I’m hoping Ms. Net Denizen will find this worthy of its own post. So we can all comment and maybe even build a quick poll on you favorite masked person.

RuthS. said...

I did not need to know about debonairblog, although I was surprised to discover that I still had innocence to lose.

ZenDenizen said...

WW - I don't know if I'm gonna give you a guest post just yet, your ego's already out of control. I did indulge you with a "quick poll" (I don't know anyone else who calls it that) but no one seems to want to vote yet!

Ruth - What happened? Did you accidentally click on some freaky auntie sex? I wasted a whole afternoon that site and yes I was quite scandalized.

Indigo B. said...

Yeah, my one blogs that gets the most hits is a post about desi auntyhood.

I wonder what those searching for porn think when they land on my site - a post actually about desi aunties!

Keep my blog outta yo fetishes!